Thursday, August 9, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama's Discovered a New Green Energy Source

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama's discovered a new green energy source...

#6 hwuu: ...turnstiles instead of border fences.

#5 FormerHostage: ...shoveling trillions of dollar bills into a furnace.

#4 William: ...put Michelle on a treadmill and dangle a burrito in front of her.

#3 Brian the Adequate: ...but unfortunately sometimes even Joe Biden stops talking and the turbine stops.

#2 Rayfan87: ...but then Charlton Heston came along and told everyone it was people.

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

Obama's discovered a new green energy source. Connecting all the founders of the U.S. to generators and harnessing all the energy of them spinning in their graves.

Congratulations blarg!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Did you hear about the new event at the Democratic National Convention?


  1. I heard it's "dragging homeless people off the street to fill all the seats people won't pay to sit in."

  2. a $5,000-per-plate dinner for poverty awareness.

  3. a lottery for a free Chevy Volt. So far, nobody's buying any tickets.

  4. It's a panel to debate the voting rights of the "living" dead.

  5. ...the buck passing relay.

    ...the under-the-bus throw.