Friday, August 3, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Sign at an Obama Speech

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Someone held up a sign at an Obama speech...

#5 Yosoff: ...Obama was initially excited about this new level of enthusiasm, but later found out it was just a paid SEIU sign-holder.

#4 SineWaveII: ...Obama mistook it for his teleprompter and immediately ordered the arrest of Eric Holder for his involvement in Fast and Furious.

#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...It said ‘John 3:16′ and Obama responded: “I think your watch is broken John, it’s not even noon yet.”

#2 Manolo: ...”If I were Elizabeth Warren this would be an eco-friendly smoke signal.”

And the best punchline goes to Andrew Felsher (aka The Guffy Conservative):

Someone held up a sign at an Obama speech, but before anyone could read it, Michael Moore ate it.

Congratulations Andrew!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Harry Reid found out...


  1. The rumors of his pederasty were NOT greatly exaggerated

  2. ...The people he has been talking to were actually his own accountants reminding him *HE* hasn't paid his taxes for the past 10 years.

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  4. That Obama is a surrogate for Hillary Clinton.

  5. Buckyballs are NOT a delicious snack

  6. ...Those 'vitamin pills' he ran out of a couple of weeks ago was actually medication to prevent 'the voices' from coming back.