Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Someone held up a sign at an Obama speech...
#5 Yosoff: ...Obama was initially excited about this new level of enthusiasm, but later found out it was just a paid SEIU sign-holder.
#4 SineWaveII: ...Obama mistook it for his teleprompter and immediately
ordered the arrest of Eric Holder for his involvement in Fast and
Furious.
#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...It said ‘John 3:16′ and Obama responded: “I think your watch is broken John, it’s not even noon yet.”
#2 Manolo: ...”If I were Elizabeth Warren this would be an eco-friendly smoke signal.”
And the best punchline goes to Andrew Felsher (aka The Guffy Conservative):
Someone held up a sign at an Obama speech, but before anyone could read it, Michael Moore ate it.
Congratulations Andrew!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
Harry Reid found out...
The rumors of his pederasty were NOT greatly exaggerated
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Buckyballs are NOT a delicious snack
ReplyDelete...Those 'vitamin pills' he ran out of a couple of weeks ago was actually medication to prevent 'the voices' from coming back.
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