Saturday, August 4, 2012

Tactical Nuke: Saturday, August 4th, 2012

• Hey, Clint Eastwood is endorsing Mitt Romney.

I honestly don't care. Why do Hollywood people always feel the need to endorse candidates? Do they think that people go "oh, I like Clint Eastwood, so I'll vote for the guy he is voting for"? Are voters really that dumb?

Ok, I retract that last question...

• So unemployment went up a tenth of a percent. While that sucks, and I don't actually want unemployment to go up, I still can't help but say lolbama...

• Yet another old memorial is under attack by militant fundamentalist atheists. Do these people not understand how petty and childish they look when they go after memorials in small towns?

They won't stop until every cross is eradicated from the country. It sounds to me like they are actually some kind of secret vampire organization. Their next target will be wooden stakes, just you watch.

1 comment:

  1. The "militant fundamentalist atheists" are the infamous Freedom from Religion Foundation. Their goal is to remove all traces of religion from the public, one cross at a time.

    Yeah, they might be vampires. Maybe they can get the environmentalists on their side to help outlaw wooden stakes, and then get the FDA to declare garlic harmful and unhealthy.