- So my plan for the RNC is to watch it on MSNBC because... well... I hate myself.
- I'm going to watch the DNC on Fox though. That will be good for a laugh.
- Honestly though, how is Ann Romney 63? She could pass for 40 easy, maybe even younger.
- None of this is meant to be a slight, she's possible the most easy on the eyes 63 year old ever.
- What happened to Justin Verlander yesterday?
- There are two ways to do something.
#1
My way
#2
The right way
- I could really use an 8 hour nap.
- Dear Apple computers:
what
is wrong with a 2 button mouse?
Never
mind I'll answer for you; NOTHING!
I
really dislike apple and their products.
- Did you ever realize that the same hippies that are screaming for gun control are always screaming that Pit bull attacks are not a problem with the breed but a problem with the owner? IRONY!!!!!!!!!!!
- Chris Christie really rocked it last night. As a fat guy I aspire to be half as awesome as him.
- I could really use an 8 hour nap
- Tuesday night at the RNC wasn't about Romney at all. It was pretty much an audition in the likely scenario that Romney stumbles and screws up a sure thing.
I
know all about screwing up sure things. I should introduce you to
some of my ex-girlfriends
- the best part about watching MSNBC's coverage is watching them make predictions about the speakers, and having them be wrong every time.
But
whats different you know?
- good night
Especially following this latest Apple lawsuit, yeah I hate them too. They sued Samsung for making a smart phone that looks like a smart phone. "Hey! No fair! You can't make something that does things like iPhone, which makes phone calls and stuff!".
ReplyDeleteI found myself wondering where the makers of the Blackberry were in all of this...who made the first smart phone. And it was also rectangular, which according to Apple is a violation of their patent.
I think Apple owes Blackberry like 10 billion or something.
their entire defense boiled down to the iphone is a rectangle and samsung phones are rectangles also, so they infringed on our patents.
ReplyDeleteAPPLE PATENTED THE RECTANGLE?!?!?!