Bacon: its what Obama Wont Let Me Have For Dinner!

I won't write anything, just know that Bacon is going to be scarce, and its Obama's fault.


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(ed. - Keln: After hearing about this, I ordered my wife to head to Sam's Club, buy us a big freezer, and about 5,000 lbs of bacon. She then punched me, and I had to ask nicely for the same.)