Thursday, September 13, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Pizza Hug

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama...

#5 FormerHostage: ...Barry ate a pizza that he didn’t make.

#4 rodney dill: ...The Pizzeria name changed to “Li’l Squeezers.”

#3 Mrs. C: ...he whispered, “How can I get one of those exemptions from Obamacare?”

#2 CTCompromise: ...Joe Biden got in line.

And the best punchline goes to D***Cat:

After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama, the president ordered an extra large “all breeds”.

Congratulations D***Cat!

Now here's a line for you guys to wrestle with:

Obama is writing a new...


  1. ...line of "Sorry my crappy foreign policies got your loved one killed and dragged through the streets by Muslims" greeting cards for Hallmark.

  2. care book: "To Serve Dog".

    ...bill outlawing bad economies under democrat presidents.

    ...memoir of his actions to take out Osama bin Laden. -Based on a story told by Biden.

  3. US Constitution, abolishing Congress, the Supreme Court, elections, and the Bill of Rights

  4. autobiography, detailing his birth in a stable.

  5. letter to Santa . . . He'd like to keep his job please.

  6. ... cook book, called 'Canine Cuisine'.
    A collection of recipes from the east, middle east and far east. From Haiti, to Pakistan, to Viet Nam. With flavors so exquisite you will want to howl!
    With a Forward by Michael Vick.