Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The weirdest thing about Biden's DNC speech...
#5 AwesometificAmerican: ...Is that Biden is actually capable of speech.
#4 Marc: ...was the constant bleeping of the DNC censors whenever he would say “God love ya”.
#3 Manolo: ...was when he mimed being stuck in a box to describe how the nation’s economy has fared under President Obama.
#2 Jim in PA: ...was that it was delivered from the 50 yard line of a dark, empty football stadium.
And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:
The weirdest thing about Biden's DNC speech was that he spoke slowly so blind people could hear him.
Congratulations Bob!
There were LOTS of good ones, but I only picked my 5 favorites. Well done nukers!
Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:
Joe Biden demanded a new secret service code name...
And an announcement....the Punchline Nuker of the Week will now be announced on Saturdays, starting tomorrow. So there will be no award today. So tune in tomorrow to find out if you're the winner and claim your Major Award.
"Captain Underpants" just sounded too snooty.
ReplyDelete...one he could understand.
ReplyDelete. . . when he learned DOOFUS was not an acronym for anything.
ReplyDeletezero dark literally
ReplyDeletebecause Slow Joe was too many syllables to remember.
ReplyDeletebecause "don't waste any resources protecting this numb nut" just didn't have that sexy vibe to it.
ReplyDeletewhen his grandkids told him who "Timmeh" was.
ReplyDeletebecause after 3 1/2 years, he finally figured out that code name "house honkie" had nothing to do with his tricycle horn.
ReplyDelete/ Woo Hoo! #1
ReplyDelete::does happy dance::
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Joe Biden demanded a new secret service code name...
...he found out his codename 'Tonto' was not a reference to the Lone Ranger's companion.
...when he realized he was Dumbo and it wasn't an "ears" joke.
ReplyDeletea three-letter word he could remember, maybe "jobs"
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