Monday, October 22, 2012

Ask Me Anything!


It's that time again. Actually its just that time that I remembered again.

Lets try another edition of “ASK WALKINGDEAD ANYTHING”!!!!!!

This is your chance to ask me any question you want. You can ask me to prognosticate on things, or even pontificate... I would really appreciate it if you asked me what the definitions to those words are so I could finally find out if I'm using them right.

You can ask me dating advice.

You can ask me career advice.

You can ask me what my favorite soup recipe is.

The sky's the limit. P.S. My personal life is the sky so don't ask me anything about that. I'm sad and I'm alone, lets leave it there.

I will answer all questions on Friday, unless I forget.

Leave all questions in the comment section below, or tweet them to me @chrisjohnbone

23 comments:

  1. Being a big fan of soup...what's your favorite soup recipe?

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  2. What do you do when you care about someone and they say care about you, but you can feel them slipping away?

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  3. What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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  4. What religion are you going to raise your children?

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  5. Say you're an engineer thinking to re-enter the workplace. Suggestions?

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  6. How do I get Keln to stop pretending to lose my blog submission?

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    1. Use subject lines that include words like "nuking politics" in it, or be in my contact list. Otherwise...spam.

      This was clearly covered months ago.

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    2. Did you not get it this time either??? How do you get in your contact list? Geez.

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    3. P.S. I didn't know nuking politics even EXISTED months ago.

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    4. Yes I got it and emailed you back.

      And...engineers don't give excuses. They solve problems!

      The solutions may not work, but by gum, they can prove it on paper!

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    5. I got your response and emailed YOU back. You're it!

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  7. How do I keep Lactose from killing me for setting up a Challenge of Words between him and Keln? Lactose's a nice guy, but he IS quite a bit bigger than I am. I've never met Keln. Who knows? When Lactose beats him to death Keln may want to punish me as well. This may not end well. Help?

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    1. I was in the special forces. Was Lactose in the special forces? Probably not.

      I may not have killed Osama with my bare hands like Obama did, but I was in the special forces.

      And that makes me special. In the non-special education way I mean.

      So who is beating whom in some glorious battle?

      Ok, probably Lactose, since it won't involve knives and special forcesey stuff. Which I am good at. Because I was in the special forces.



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    2. Now, let me get this straight. I'm a little confused. Were you in the special forces??? I'm just not quite sure.

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    3. Anonymiss, are you trying to get me killed? The closest I got to special forces was when I got stuck babysitting the resource class when I was in the 6th grade. I don't remember how that happened, exactly, but it didn't end well.

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  8. If there was no beer to be had, what would you drink?

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  9. What in the world are special forces? :P

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  10. Where is walkingdead today? It seems so quiet.

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  11. Wait. How are you going to keep me from lying?

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  12. Do you think men and women can be "just friends"?

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  13. HOW OLD ARE YOU?????? Or perhaps you prefer: Name the month, day and year of your birth. Please.

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