Friday, May 31, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - REALLY Expensive Signs

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

President Obama Is Planning a No-Fly Zone Over Syria, Which Will Include…

#5 Oppo :… his story on Benghazi, which didn't fly, and his excuses for his policy in Syria, which ain't gonna fly either.

#4 Bob B. : …unladen swallows.

#3 Charon : … strips of very sticky paper.

#2 c64wood : …laughter from the Syrians.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Karen :

President Obama Is Planning a No-Fly Zone Over Syria, Which Will Include... A picture of a plane with a circle slash around it. It will function as well as no-gun zones and cost 18 billion dollars.

Cookies to Karen!

Who said: “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.” ??

Lots of good guesses so far.  I'll give you a hint....the quote is from a political figure from the 70s.

Since nobody guessed's former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger.  Who'da thunk, huh?    :)

My favorite nuke the punchline was also from Bob B.:

An Ex-Microsoft manager plans to create the first US marijuana brand. What should he call it? (Stared at) Windows, Ate.

Maple Bacon Cookies to Bob B.! 

Here's a new line for you to try:

The TSA is getting rid of all of their graphic X-Ray machines. What's going to happen to them?
(Note: In your responses, don't forget what a goody-goody I am :)


  1. ...they'll all join a bizarre cult that worships Obama's teleprompter.

  2. They'll be sold to junk dealers.

    In a double-entendre sense.

  3. when equipped with google glass they will dominate both the porn industry and the IRS

  4. They will be quietly bought by fraternities in colleges and universities all over the country.

  5. ...will deploy them in public elementary schools across the country until a new generation of radiation mutated superheroes has been developed.

  6. (I'm still thinking Depends would be useful if flies on pants are not allowed in a no fly zone.)

  7. ...will be sold to Iran for isotope refinement.

  8. Will be used to find out if there is more than six Republicans in Congress and the Senate with a pair.
    Not counting Michele Bachmann of course.

  9. They will be given to the IRS and be used as part of the auditing process.

  10. ...They'll be used to turn Biden into his own nightlight since he's afraid of the dark.

  11. ...they will be deployed in front of Forever 21 stores in malls all across America, with a direct video feed to that "special" room in the back of Bill Clinton's garage

  12. ...Obama will trade them to Russia, in exchange for a handful of magic beans and a promise to not pick on his administration any more

  13. ...Obama will have them all sent to the middle of a field in North Central Illinois, where they will be used to build a stairway to heaven so the exalted one can climb up to where he thinks he belongs without the help of us mere mortals

  14. they will be laid sideways and covered with cantina wire in the airport check points they are currently in, just to make sure getting through security doesn't get easier.

  15. it's a good thing they are getting rid of them, Bloomberg was about to ban them too!

  16. They will be offered on Craigslist to interested graphic artists.

  17. They will be used to find attempt to find a spine in the GOP "leadership".