Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Obama's debate podium...
#5 hadsil: ...will hide Valerie Jarret, “advising”.
#4 Son of Bob: ...drew the short straw.
#3 blarg: ...Will take the blame for Obama losing the debate.
#2 FormerHostage: ...has the disclaimer “The views and ideas expressed by this President do not necessarily represent those of the American public.”
And the best line goes to Yosoff:
Obama's debate podium smells like someone wet their pants behind it.
Congratulations Yosoff!
Now here's a line for you guys to debate over:
The first Romney-Obama debate was over when...
Obama saluted and said he was "reporting for duty"
ReplyDeleteObama saw there was no teleprompter or golf tee.
ReplyDeleteMcGruff the Crime Dog was considered to be the moderator.
ReplyDelete... Romney showed up.
ReplyDeleteMichelle sang
ReplyDelete...Obama curled up into a fetal position saying "No more! No more! No more!" -just moments before Jim Lehrer introduced them.
ReplyDeleteJohn Kerry missed his aim while attempting to "swift boat" Mitt behind the stage so that he could continue to stand in.
ReplyDeleteThat prankster Biden switched Obama's debate crib notes pen with invisible ink.
ReplyDeleteSome Republican hack in auditorium mixing room thought it would be funny to actually turn on Obama's microphone.
ReplyDeletethe audience kept their word, and didn't cheer at the barftastic shout out to the wookie on their anniversary.
ReplyDelete