Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
For Obama's next TV appearance...
#5 Bunkerhillbilly: ...will appear with the “Obama Phone” lady to present her with a rhinestone bedazzled cover for her phone.
#4 blarg: ...shares some of his favorite dog recipes with Rachel Ray.
#3 Mrs. C: ...He will be a a judge on Iron Chef America; in his honor the secret ingredient will be (say it with me) dog!
#2 hadsil: ...Scooby Doo will finally learn what happened to Scrappy.
And the best punchline goes to Mike:
For Obama's next TV appearance...Caesar Milan’s new show about training presidents.
Obama listens attentively, as he smells dogs on Caesar, thinking he’ll be rewarded with a treat.
Congratulations Mike!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
First Hugo Chavez endorses Obama, now...
Obama is carrying his love child.
ReplyDeletehe's agreed to babysit Biden so the First Family can go back to Martha's Vineyard.
ReplyDelete... so does Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
ReplyDeletewater is wet!
ReplyDelete...Sean Penn no longer has any doubt who to vote for.
ReplyDelete...the country is waiting for the coveted Ahmadinejad endorsement.
... he is collecting contributions at the grave sites of Idi Amin, Muammar Gaddafi, Yasser Arafat, and Joseph Stalin. Every $3 contributor gets to participate in a drawing to be embalmed by Michelle and Barack (with low fat embalming fluid).
ReplyDelete...ObamaCare rules allow them to have their noses surgically removed from each others butts if the Death Panel is convinced one of them dies and John Roberts decides the death is a tax on the survivor and a penalty on the deceased.
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