Monday, November 12, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Victory Dress

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Michelle Obama's victory speech dress...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...actually looked pretty good…….. on Joe Biden.

#4 Bob in Feenicks: ...was a traditional Klingon victory garment. Qapla’!

#3 Greg: ...popped two buttons as she finished off another big plate of chili fries.

#2 Genghis Khen: being made by Union members. It will be finished too late and will cost too much.

And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:

Michelle Obama's victory speech dress was made, according to the big letters on her butt, by Barnum And Bailey.

Congratulations Dohtimes!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:

Now that Holder is leaving, Mexican drug cartels are afraid they're going to be left defenseless against law-abiding people.

Congratulations, Bob!


Now here's a line for y'all to play with:

The real reason Hillary is leaving...


  1. ...well... someone found out she... um... well, does anyone remember "The Crying Game"?

  2. she was just another chance encounter with Petraeus.... ewwwww.

  3. ...the smell of barbecued dog would be unsettling to even the meanest b-tch.

  4. She saw there was still room under the bus for her.

  5. Obama gave Biden a harpoon, pointed at Hillary, and yelled, "Thar she blows!"

  6. that she had a premonition that Harvey would write that and she and I are now swallowing the poison to end the agony for me and who cares what her reason is. Goodbye cruel world.

    ...she was tired of Obama being in charge of the Skate Department.

  7. ...without her home, bill is on track to defile every beltway biographer before they get around to writing about her.