Monday, January 28, 2013

Walkingdead's Deep Thoughts: January 28 20-13

  • I haven't done one of these in a while.  Mostly because I haven't had many deep thoughts.

          My mom bought 6 pounds of bacon for my birthday dinner.

          It consisted of a burger made out of pork and bacon, with bacon on top.

          Mac and cheese with bacon on top

          A cake with maple bacon frosting, and bacon on top.

          And a salad with no bacon.

          I lost a year of my life, but it was worth it.

  • I've decided I'm gonna start being more confident when it comes to women.

          case in point, I am 100% confident that my future wife will be born this year.

         That's what they mean by confident right?

  • Goals for year 34 on this planet

         Get my online OBGYN degree

         Finally come up with my crime fighting gimmick

        Perfect my recipe for Kessel Rum (that's a star wars joke)

        start home brewing

         Cut my crying down to 6 days a week

         Find out if its possible for my legs to get tan

  • I've also decided one day i'm gonna have kids.  

        They won't be mine,  I'm just gonna pick them up at the grocery store.

  • If there are two things I have a lot of.  It's got to be opinions, and faults.
  • In 361 days I can legally run for president.
         Lets get started on my campaign.

I realized that every time you look at something under a microscope... it makes you question the existence of God, but affirms your fear of the devil.

Funny how that works.

Good Night!


  1. I have a few extra kids if you're in the market. The age and gender of the ones available changes from day to day. Lately, it's mostly a very sassy amd active 3 year old boy.

    1. Should I just leave him at the grocery store, then? Saturday good for you?