Walkingdead's Deep Thoughts: January 28 20-13

• I haven't done one of these in a while.  Mostly because I haven't had many deep thoughts.

          My mom bought 6 pounds of bacon for my birthday dinner.

          It consisted of a burger made out of pork and bacon, with bacon on top.

          Mac and cheese with bacon on top

          A cake with maple bacon frosting, and bacon on top.

          And a salad with no bacon.



          I lost a year of my life, but it was worth it.

• I've decided I'm gonna start being more confident when it comes to women.

          case in point, I am 100% confident that my future wife will be born this year.

         That's what they mean by confident right?

• Goals for year 34 on this planet

         Get my online OBGYN degree

         Finally come up with my crime fighting gimmick

        Perfect my recipe for Kessel Rum (that's a star wars joke)

        start home brewing

         Cut my crying down to 6 days a week

         Find out if its possible for my legs to get tan

• I've also decided one day i'm gonna have kids.  

        They won't be mine,  I'm just gonna pick them up at the grocery store.

• If there are two things I have a lot of.  It's got to be opinions, and faults.

• In 361 days I can legally run for president.

         Lets get started on my campaign.

I realized that every time you look at something under a microscope... it makes you question the existence of God, but affirms your fear of the devil.

Funny how that works.

Good Night!