Monday, February 18, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: In SOTU

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Best quote from the media's post-SOTU commentary...

#5 D***Cat: ...“Why doesn’t Rubio drink Kool-Aid like all we respectable people do?”

#4 Apostic: ...“It was like Reagan’s Brandenburg Gate speech combined with King’s ‘I Have a Dream’ speech crossed with Churchill’s ‘Blood, Toil, Tears and Sweat’ speech. No, I can’t remember anything in it….”

#3 Oppo: ...”and now for something completely deferent.”

#2 Manaolo: ...“It’s really nice when his speech tracks so well with the talking points they gave us.”

And the best punchline goes to g:

Best quote from the media's post-SOTU commentary: "What a contrast in styles, Rubio drank water while Obama walked upon it".

Congratulations g.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Anonymiss:  

In response to space rocks falling out of the sky, his Atari out of storage to polish his Asteroids skills.

Congratulations Anonymiss.


Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:

To help solve the illegal alien problem, Joe Biden...


  1. ...put in a plug for his gardener, but took it back when his bald spot got bigger.

  2. ...stuck a fishbowl on his head to show solidarity. Unfortunately, he forgot to empty it first.

  3. ...borrowed Obama's Atari to get better at Space Invaders.