Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill’s TSA pat-down...
#5 can of spam: ...was when she tipped the TSA agent a $20 afterward.
#4 Rodney Dill: ...was that she did have the ‘droids they were looking for.
#3 gsmtiger: ...was when they only had to do it because the metal detectors refused to scan her.
#2 CTCompromise: ...was when FLOTUS was shown on the Arrivals/Departures board, live, to announce the results.
And the best line goes to Bunkerhillbilly:
The most awkward moment during Democrat Senator Claire McCaskill's TSA pat-down was Janet Napolitano lumbering over, snapping on some latex gloves, and telling the TSA agent step aside, I’ve got this one!
Congratulations Bunkerhillbilly.
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey:
The new Pope, Francis, is planning to...bring great honor to his order as the first Jesuit Pope. And stop calling me Francis.
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Now here's a line for you guys to try:
The White House is considering cancelling the annual Easter Egg Roll and instead...
...scheduling an alligator death roll.
ReplyDelete...just posting Joe Biden at the gate with his shotgun
ReplyDelete...just egging the cars of Republican Congressman.
ReplyDelete...having Michelle prance around as the Easter Hippo.
ReplyDelete...buying all 35,000 would-be participants i-phones so that they can watch videos of the Easter Egg Roll from last year.
ReplyDelete...taking the kids to the golf course so they can help look when Barack inevitably slices into the woods.
ReplyDelete.... banning rolls because they are full of carbs and encourage butter consumption.
ReplyDelete...holding the Ramadan Infidel Head Roll.
ReplyDelete...allowing two kids with pooper scoopers to take the White House Lawn Tour.
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