Thursday, April 11, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Our True Colors


Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The White House, at taxpayer expense, will host a concert featuring Justin Timberlake, Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others.  The highlight of the evening will be...

#5 frogmouth: ...the cake. Duh.

#4 Oppo: ...Kerry-oke.

#3 Writer: ...when a platoon of soldiers arrive at every door and determine what each citizen's share of the evening's costs will be and immediately remove said items.

#2 Janeane Garofalo: ...the donation of a portion of the proceeds to boycottimao.com.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Dohtimes:

The White House, at taxpayer expense, will host a concert featuring Justin Timberlake, Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others.  The highlight of the evening will be... Obama Gangnam Style dancing on the disinterred remains of Francis Scott Key while Cyndi Lauper sings True Colors.

Congratulations Dohtimes!

Honorable mention to rodney dill for his  "O bama's Right" (#26) song.  You should go read it. To get the full effect, you must sing it along with this. As you watch the link, keep an eye out for some early Zumba dancers. :)  Doesn't it look like fun?

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was a team effort from : Rodney Dill and Bob in Feeniks.

Obama's new budget came out. Joe Biden...said that he'd known it was gay all along and applauded its courage and vowed to fight for its right to marry whoever it wishes. 

Congratulations Rodney and Bob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Since he heard the IRS can read people's email, Joe Biden...

7 comments:

  1. ...asked them to read his. To him. Since he has trouble with big words, like "From" and "To".

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  2. ...#26 If it's supposed to be Obama singing, or a supporter, It's "For, O Bama's Right." If someone, not a supporter is singing about Obama, it's "Poor me, Obama's blight."

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  3. ...started composing all his emails in Pig Latin.

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  4. said, "Jees... I don't even understand my own."

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  5. said he wouldn't stand for femail half the population being excluded...

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  6. asked "does that have something to do with that tweeter thing?"

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  7. ...thought it was great that the IRS has computers now.

    ...is worried that Geithner knows all about the 'enhancement' spam he's responded to.

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