Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Self Punching Robo Hippie

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The latest amazing breakthrough in robotics...

#5 Son of Bob: ...has Al Gore scared, as it’s getting harder and harder for him to appear lifelike.

#4 JeffersonFan: ...A robot that runs on alcohol and cigarettes, stays at home, collects unemployment, housing assistance, daycare assistance, and food stamps for alcohol and cigarettes, and votes for the Democrats every two and four years.

#3 A Guy Named Rob: ...is that they still can’t make the model “Biden-001″ stop talking like an idiot.

#2 Dohtimes: ...will let Obama play golf without having to find out what is in his robosigned legislation.

And the best line goes to Jimmy:

The latest amazing breakthrough in robotics is that they can be programmed to punch hippies for you! 

Congratulations Jimmy.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from James:

During the White House Easter egg roll, Joe Biden...said "Barry, tell me about the rabbits".

Congratulations James.


Now here's a line for you guys to ponder:

Now that Saudi Arabia will allow women to ride bikes...


  1. ... the debate will now begin over whether women's bikes will be allowed to have wheels.

  2. ...they still won't be allowed to steer themselves.

  3. ...they will be gone with the Schwinn

  4. ...the stone throwers will have to aim higher.

    ...the orders for used Saudi bicycle seats sent to the Clinton's house will triple.

  5. ...all girl's bikes are required to be covered with bikhas.