Exposed:More Inappropriate IRS Questions

The IRS has now been exposed for giving extra oppressive scrutiny to Tea Party groups applying for Tax-Exempt status. The questions on these applications required the groups to list more than just their purpose: They were required to list their family members, their beliefs, their reading lists, the CONTENT OF THEIR PRAYERS.

I have, through means of stealth and dishonesty, managed to track down more of the questions that the IRS was using to screen conservative groups and subject them to extra rigorous scrutiny.

 Here are some of the more egregious of them:

Better president: George W. Bush or Satan?

Do you understand that Reagan's legacy falls naturally to the Democratic Party?

Why do you hate old people?

Why do you hate kids?

Why are you a racist?

Have you ever been in a cockpit before?

Better deity to worship: Baal or Moloch?

If I die, will you get married again?

Less filling or Tastes great?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Why is Obama the bestest president ever?

Who wrote the Book of Love?

Why do fools fall in love?

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Who's your daddy?

Does this outfit make me look fat?

What is the capital of Assyria?

When you close your eyes, do you dream about me?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

What's that smell?

Can you smell that smell?

Have you ever seen the rain coming down on a sunny say?

Who'll stop the rain?

Is that, in fact, what she said?

How do you know she's a witch?

Is that a rabbit in you pocket or are you just happy Obama's president?

Team Edward or Team Jacob?

What is your favorite color?

Paper or plastic?

Why do you hate America?

Abortion: Safe, legal and rare, or just safe and legal?

Better news channel: CNN or MSNBC?

Better here? or here?

Okay, now, here? or here?

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?