A Russian Woman Volunteered to Go on a One-Way Trip to Mars. Also Going…
#4 RAML: Is Edward Snowden, probably the only place the NSA can’t get him.
#3 Apostic : would be Marvin the Martian, whose student visa has expired.
#2 Oppo: are moose, squirrel, and short fat spy. Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion!
A Russian Woman Volunteered to Go on a One-Way Trip to Mars. Also Going… is 400 pounds of bacon and six rolls of duct tape. And Harvey. [oops, Harvey....I think I posted the wrong picture for this one. That's NOT the lady who you'll be escorting...we'd love updates! *giggle*]
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| Here's your travel partner, Harvey :) |
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| Cookies to Harvey...oops, I mean Dohtimes! |
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My awesome dwarf, Wordy, (also known as "Hunter") has begun to post again. He wrote Where are the Snowdens of Yesteryear? which was WONDERFUL. If you are new around here and are not familiar with Hunter's incredible posts you are in for a treat. Go read it! That's an ORDER!! If you didn't obey orders yesterday, read it today. :) Cookies to Wordy!
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Lots of great punchlines again. :) My favorite ones:
Now that there is a push for a joint Immigration/Gay Marriage bill, I guess congress is combining issues into single bills for efficiency's sake. What will be the next combination?
#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...Free contraception for women/Pardon for Bill Clinton.
#2 Rodney Dill: Obamaphone and extended wiretapping/surveillance Program
and my favorite line was from Harvey (with a little help from Les):
Now that there is a push for a joint Immigration/Gay Marriage bill, I guess congress is combining issues into single bills for efficiency's sake. What will be the next combination? A dessert topping/floor wax bill. Right after they approve the Decabet.
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Apparently, Joe Biden believes Al Gore won the 2000 Presidential Election. He also...
My awesome dwarf, Wordy, (also known as "Hunter") has begun to post again. He wrote Where are the Snowdens of Yesteryear? which was WONDERFUL. If you are new around here and are not familiar with Hunter's incredible posts you are in for a treat. Go read it! That's an ORDER!! If you didn't obey orders yesterday, read it today. :) Cookies to Wordy!
Lots of great punchlines again. :) My favorite ones:
#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...Free contraception for women/Pardon for Bill Clinton.
#2 Rodney Dill: Obamaphone and extended wiretapping/surveillance Program
and my favorite line was from Harvey (with a little help from Les):
Now that there is a push for a joint Immigration/Gay Marriage bill, I guess congress is combining issues into single bills for efficiency's sake. What will be the next combination? A dessert topping/floor wax bill. Right after they approve the Decabet.
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| Cookies to Harvey and Les! (They'll probably come in handy on your adventure in space, Harvey :) |
Here's a new line for you to try:
Eh... she's still less scary looking that Joan Rivers - who just turned 80, but looks 40 in that "Barbie left on the dashboard of a car parked outdoors in Arizona for a week in summer with the windows rolled up" sorta way.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, to answer the question:
...checks the dictionary *every* time someone tells him the word "gullible" isn't in there.
"Gullible" isn't in the dictionary any more - they removed it.
DeleteThey did??? NO WAY :P
Delete...believes fire doesn't melt steel.
ReplyDelete...accidentally locked himself inside an invisible box owned by a mime.
ReplyDelete... still wears the same pair of "lucky underwear" that he had on the day he was selected as impeachment insurance... er... vice-president.
ReplyDelete...that that swimming hissing rabbit actually hit Jimmy Carter with that oar.
ReplyDelete...that he's clean, articulate, and intelligent.
ReplyDelete...Believes that Vladimir Putin is a flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream
ReplyDelete...Believe that removing the tag from his mattress will give him seven years of bad luck in Tibet
believes he can fly.
Believes he can touch the sky.
Think about it every night and day
Spread his wings and fly away
...knows that Bush is to blame for his receding hairline, cause the guy in the park wearing the trash bag for a coat so he could hid from the cosmic rays and airplane contrails, told him so
...his own phone number AND his address, because he's a BIG BOY!!
...believes that Lawn Dart still hasn't come down.
ReplyDeletebelieves obama is still an articulate, honest black man who just likes dogs
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