Monday, June 10, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Old News

Harvey over at IMAO has a new straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Jay Carney Admitted He Has a Secret Email Address. It’s…



#5 Dohtimes: …hardestevertoreadthestraightlineanswerswheresthetylenol@imao.us  [he's got a point!]

#4 frogmouth : Ihatemyboss@Whitehouse.gov

#3 jw : carneyworker@highlypaidliar.gov

#2 RHAMMONS: LIARLIARPANTSONFIRE@obama.gov

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Dohtimes :

Jay Carney Admitted He Has a Secret Email Address. It’s…noneedtosendwealreadyreadit@nsa.gov

 Cookies to Dohtimes!
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Springeraz started a great new contest today. You should go try and win more of my cookies at Biggest Liar in the World. Cookies to Newbie!

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My favorite nuke the punchline was from Bob in Feenicks:

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Feinstein says that the fact that our government is storing ALL of our emails is not new...it is just newly leaked. The next thing that will leak...is that Obama had no idea it was going on. He only just found out about it as he was reading Glenn Beck's emails.
Cookies to Bob in Feenicks!
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Here's a new line for you to try:


A study determined driving a car can be as stressful as skydiving. What is Obama's greatest stressor?
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12 comments:

  1. Rodney DillJune 10, 2013 at 9:51 PM

    ...the wind blowing his golf ball off the tee.

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  2. Rodney DillJune 10, 2013 at 9:52 PM

    ...the drugstore running out of Wookie depilatory.

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  3. Rodney DillJune 10, 2013 at 9:54 PM

    ...having a scandal he can't blame on Bush.

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  4. HarveyJune 10, 2013 at 11:51 PM

    Uh... um... er... uh... teleprompter glare.

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  5. AnonymousJune 10, 2013 at 11:54 PM

    Truth.

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  6. Bob in FeenicksJune 11, 2013 at 1:54 AM

    ...Biden anywhere near a live microphone.

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  7. FredKeyJune 11, 2013 at 8:14 AM

    Pantsonfire-itis

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  8. ArikJune 11, 2013 at 11:00 AM

    ...all of these Teabaggers who aren't bright enough to appreciate his brilliance.

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  9. ArikJune 11, 2013 at 11:00 AM

    *Ding!* You've Got Spam!

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  10. DohtimesJune 11, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    The ticking timepiece of term limited tyranny.

    (And thanks for the cookies)

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    1. AnonymissJune 11, 2013 at 8:48 PM

      You're welcome! You've been particularly laughable lately :)

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    2. AnonymissJune 11, 2013 at 8:50 PM

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