Monday, August 19, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Accessories at Record Highs

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

A New Report Shows Antarctic Sea Ice at a Record High. Also at a Record High…



#5 Dohtimes: …hot chocolate sales in Hades, which also needs Global Warming hysteria to prosper, and the income is needed to offset rising fuel costs.

#4 a guy named Rob: …the number of reports disputing reports of high levels of [antarctic] ice

#3 walruskkkch: ... the rising of the Earth’s temperature. See, I got this computer model here…

#2 rodney dill:...Obama’s golf scores.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Jeff in South Dakota:

A New Report Shows Antarctic Sea Ice at a Record High. Also at a Record High…Michelle’s boob belt.


Cookies to Jeff in South Dakota!
Kiss up cookies to rodney dill: 

A New Report Shows Antarctic Sea Ice at a Record High. Also at a Record High…Number of cookies and other treats awarded per contest. :)

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So many awesome suggestions for Bored Fusion 5: What Do You Get...  *giggle*

My favorite was from OppoWell, if it's used to log onto Nuking Politics:  Arik Holder



Cookies to Oppo!

Go check out the next one in the series at Bored Fusion 6: What Do You Get...  I love to read your clever ideas :)


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My favorite NP punchlines:



The government now admits there is an "Area 51" which contains...

#3 can of spam ... John Boehner's backbone, Joe Biden's brain, and Anthony Weiner's dignity.

#2 Harvey :...a map to the even MORE mysterious "Area 57", which is so vast it encompasses 7 entire states and is so secret that only Obama knows where it is.

My favorite line was from Bob in Feenicks:

The government now admits there is an "Area 51" which contains... illegal aliens, doing the jobs Earthlings won't do.


Toffee Trifle to
Bob in Feenicks!

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Here's a new line for you to try:



Learning that one in four NJ adults is moving back in with parents, Chris Christie...

7 comments:

  1. campaigned on how 'pro-family' New Jersey has become.

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  2. ...said, "You go to the shore with the family you have, not the family you want, or wish to have at a later time."

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  3. ... said "my parents are going to need a bigger house"

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  4. ... mistakenly thought they called this "Failure To Lunch." and said he hadn't experienced this particular phenomenon.

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  5. ...announced that New Jersey will be moving back in with Great Britain.

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  6. ...also learned he personally was the remaining three.

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