NASA Will Create “the Coldest Spot in the Universe” aboard the ISS. It Will Be Used…
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| (The previous 'coldest spot in the universe'. My driveway. I've already cleared it today. Woo hoo!) |
#5 walruskkkch:...in a clever, but fundamentally flawed, plan to corner all the heat in the Universe.
#4 Gumbeaux:. . . as a media distraction from the actual coldest spot in the universe, Hillary Clinton’s soul.
#4 Gumbeaux:. . . as a media distraction from the actual coldest spot in the universe, Hillary Clinton’s soul.
#3 D***cat: …ummm, well, I don’t know what it will be used for – but I double-dog dare you to lick it!
#2 Bob in Feenicks: …to keep Biden in suspended animation in the hopes that one day science will develop a cure for stupid.
(can cats double-dog dare?? :)
#2 Bob in Feenicks: …to keep Biden in suspended animation in the hopes that one day science will develop a cure for stupid.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Oppo:
NASA Will Create “the Coldest Spot in the Universe” aboard the ISS. It Will Be Used……for Muslim outreach, of course. To make really funky, really cold Medina.
(giggle :D)
(giggle :D)
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| Cookies to Oppo! |
NASA Will Create “the Coldest Spot in the Universe” aboard the ISS. It Will Be Used…
FormerHostage: …to store Anonymiss’ cookies FOR…EVAH!
[How will they keep them from getting eaten first? :P]
[How will they keep them from getting eaten first? :P]
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| Kiss Up Chocolate Crinkles to FormerHostage! |
My favorite lines yesterday were:
They've created a new purse with sensors to control overspending. With that, you'll also get your wife...
Dohtimes: ...make up gifts that cost ten times what she could have spent on her own.
Harvey: ...an excuse to buy a new purse - one without the sensor.
and my favorite line from yesterday was from Steve H:
They've created a new purse with sensors to control overspending. With that, you'll also get your wife... incentive to shop online.
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| Cookies to Steve H! |
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Here's a new line for you to try:
A stack of Snowden's stolen documents would be more than 3 miles high. The Dept of Intelligence is worried...Here's a new line for you to try:
...about paper cuts.
ReplyDelete...what an uncontrolled paper avalanche would mean to the world.
...Obamacare regulations may eventually surpass that, thus securing for HHS the coveted "biggest pile of useless paperwork" award.
ReplyDelete... that people would discover that it is actually the work of the million monkeys on a million typewriters that were supposed to eventually produce Shakespere and thus prove Evolution (but didn't take into account the 50,000 proofreaders needed to paw through all of it to find the ONE piece of paper worth keeping).
ReplyDelete- Steve H
You should post an "after" picture of your driveway. Be proud of your handiwork!
ReplyDeleteabout the new "Briefcase" gap.
ReplyDelete... that Sandra Fluke will become a spy in order to join the three-mile-high club.
ReplyDelete...about the size and cost of Sandy Berger's recently purchased pair of underwear.
ReplyDelete...about possible spoilers...
ReplyDeleteThat the citizens of Colorado and Washington might actually be higher.
ReplyDelete...people will see all the naughty doodles from the Clinton era.
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