Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Time To Find A Rock, Mr. Obama

With no leadership, the nation watches as the flood of illegal aliens pouring across the border continues to increase, providing unimpeded access for terrorists, and admitting unchecked disease, drugs, and gang violence.  After years of the obvious increase of terrorist activity in the world, much of it directly threatening America,  President Obama admitted that he "doesn't have a strategy" to deal with any of it, muttering something about the need for diplomacy.

Diplomacy is a part of a legitimate strategy, but only up to the point that it becomes clear that your opponent intends to attack you. 

Will Rogers said that  "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock".  

Somehow the development of an actual strategy must have fallen through the cracks, but not to worry, his administration is very busy developing strategies to deal with other, more pressing problems.  Here's some examples:

  • Studying the effects of cocaine on Japanese quail
  • Training Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly
  •  Developing strategies for roasting marshmallows
  • Inventing a machine which tells jokes…(something similar to "Funnybot" I suppose,  except with real tax dollars)
  • A study to determine why chimpanzees throw poop.
  • Ongoing studies to develop survival strategies for the imminent destruction of the entire planet due to the presence of CO2 in the atmosphere.
With all this going on, plus a heavy fund raising schedule, and the occasional golf outing, it's little wonder Mr. Obama can't find the time to come up with a way to deal with terrorists who possess the weapons, manpower, logistical capabilities, and freedom of movement, who have stated their intention to attack us on our own soil.



  1. I now believe beyond a doubt that this guy is part of them and wants ISIS to take control

  2. As someone else wrote, isn't carbon dioxide necessary for plants to live as oxygen is for people?

    To which I would add, let's just plant kudzu (which is edible) around the White House to take care of any excess CO2.