Nuke the Punchline - His Criteria is so RACIST

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

Under Obama’s New Immigration Plan, You Can Only Get Deported…

If you won't fit in a voting booth

#5 FormerHostage:  …if you point out that the emperor is nekkid.

#4 Karen: … If you were leaving anyway. (A Border patrol agent will scream ‘Yeah, you’d better run!’)

#3 No One of Consequence:.… if you are about to beat the President in a round of golf.

#2 walruskkkch: ...under a Republican Administration.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Bob B: 

Under Obama’s New Immigration Plan, You Can Only Get Deported…if you are related to a Cruz, a Rubio or a Martinez…

 Cookies to Bob B!

and Kiss up Cookies to can of spam, James and FormerHostage :): 

Under Obama’s New Immigration Plan, You Can Only Get Deported...

can of spam: ...… for stealing cookies. [Cookie Crook!]

James: …If you are caught sneaking walnuts into the cookie dough. [Cookie Corrupter!]

FormerHostage: …if you insist that store-bought cookies are just as good! [That Cookie's Crazy! :)]

Kiss Up Cookies to can of spam,
James and FormerHostage!

[These are the Peanut Butter Temptations I just made.
You'll have to tell me what you think :) ]