She Said It

Here's a doozy from Hillary, again on gun control. And this one was uncorked right here in Northeast Ohio.

"I know politics are hard," she said. "I've got the scars to prove that. And I know when it comes to gun violence ... a lot of people just basically say, 'You know, it's just too hard, we're not going to try this again.' Well, I am going to tell you, I am going to keep going. I am not giving up. I am not going to sit by while more good people die..."

 I can think of four who might disagree.

He Said It

Following the despicable shooting at the community college in Oregon, president Obama had this to say:

"There is a gun for roughly every man, woman, and child in America.  So how can you, with a straight face, make the argument that more guns will make us safer?"

 Well, maybe if we could have managed to get just ONE of those guns into the hands of the security officer on the scene...

I'm Confused as to Why He Said This

So, at yesterday's press conference, our Modern Day Cicero said this: "We don't have a strategy yet." This was regarding how to deal with ISIS and the overall decaying situation in the Middle East.




I don't understand why he said this. I mean, the guy lies about anything and everything. Did TOTUS turn malicious and feed him this line? Or just break down and make him answer off the cuff?


Or maybe this is some crazy jujitsu-type thing, where he has some insanely good strategy, but just doesn't want anyone to know about it so he can give us all a big surprise when he busts out the whuppin stick and delivers a whole lotta shock and awe on their behinds.


Somehow that doesn't seem plausible.


The closest thing to strategy we've seen from this guy is the idea that, on the 15th at Andrews, you need to drop your approach behind the bunkers and let it roll toward the cup, but not too hard or it will find the water hazard behind the green.

He Sort of Said This

So, the Official Barack Odumbo Twitter account is full of exactly what you'd expect, dumb platitudes, moronic graphics and blatant propaganda. Most of it is so stupid or full of logical fallacies that it trying to argue against it is like trying to untie a Gordian Knot of Ignorance.

But this one. This one is special.

The last time the federal minimum wage was raised was five years ago today. #TBT #LiveTheWage pic.twitter.com/WBxGM6PfgL
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) July 24, 2014

And this one.

He Feels Your Pain

I wish I were joking, but I'm not.

During his recent trip to Minnesota, Obama met with a woman whose family had undergone a series of setbacks, including injuries, lost jobs, spiraling debt. So, how does he let her know he Feels Her Pain?

He tells her that it reminds her of the time he and Michelle lost their nanny.

Actual quote: “When I see you, I’m reminded of when Michelle and I were starting off early on, and Michelle calling me in tears because we had just lost the nanny and we had no idea whether we were going to be able to replace her with somebody.”
Yeah, boy, that sure sounds so similar that I almost can't tell the difference between the stories.

I'm just utterly disgusted by these "one-percenters" pretending they give a flying fruitcake about us serfs here below.

#richpeopleproblems

He Also Said This

"We can make even more progress if Congress is willing to work with my administration and to set politics aside, at least occasionally, which I know is what the American people are urgently looking for. It’s a sort of economic patriotism where you say to yourself, how is it that we can start rebuilding this country to make sure that all of the young people who are here but their kids and their grandkids are going to be able to enjoy the same incredible opportunities that this country offers as we have. That’s our job. That’s what we should be focused on. And it’s worth remembering as we go into Independence Day.”

"Economic Patriotism."

Interesting turn of phrase from a man committing Economic Treason.

Yeah, He Said This, Too

Obama had this to say in January about ISIS, the al-Qaeda splinter group that is currently occupying large portions of Iraq:

The analogy we use around here sometimes, and I think is accurate, is if a jayvee team puts on Lakers uniforms that doesn't make them Kobe Bryant.

Hmm. Funny, but we used to say the exact same thing about YOU, when you were campaigning for President. The difference is, everything you've done since has merely proven us right, up to and including this statement, and beyond.

Moron.

He Actually Said This

"Cynicism is popular these days, but hope's better." —President Obama
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 26, 2014

I have, of course, a few responses.

• I'll take "Things a failure says  for a thousand," Alex!
• Hope is better, but Math is hard.
• I've lost hope, and you've taken all my spare change.
• Cynicism, realism...tomato, tomahto.
• Cynicism is popular, despair is common.
• Hope is good, math is hard.

Seriously, six years into his disaster presidency, and all he's got for policy is Hope and Change.

Dude, that was old, like, six years ago.

2008 called: It wants its campaign strategy back.