Monday, July 30, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: President Obama Won a Bet

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

President Obama won a bet...

#5 t-dog: ...that he could be a one term president and lose to a boring white Mormon.

#4 Son of Bob: ...he destroyed it in three years.

#3 shane: ...that he could spend 100,000 times more than Monty Brewster and still have nothing to show for it.

#2 Lactose the Intolerant: ...that he could make American’s appreciate the Carter Administration.

And the best punchline goes to hadsil:

President Obama won a bet...that someone else made.

Congratulations hadsil!

Now here's a line for you guys to mess with:

Joe Biden came up with a brilliant new...


  1. ...oh, who are we kidding? You can't use the words "Joe Biden" and "brilliant" in the same sentence

  2. ... verbal proof of his dumb-assity...