Monday, August 27, 2012

Walkingdeads Deep Thoughts: August 27, 20-12

  • Now that Neil Armstrong is gone, I will take it upon myself to punch any and all Moon landing deniers I can find.
         I know that it was Buzz Aldrin that did it, but I just really want to punch someone, and none of the hippies that live near me come around anymore.
  • I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would get really angry if she heard me say that.
          Is something I would like to be able to say one day

          p.s. The original quote was done by Mitch Headburg. The follow up was by me.
  • My former Governor said. “R convention delay due to Isaac: I guess God has ways to shut that whole thing down”.
         Now you and I are civilized and understand that this is just a joke. I wish the same could be said for when a Republican makes a joke.

         Don't get me wrong, I wish he wouldn't have said it, not because I didn't find it funny, but because of the backslash that came after.
  • Dear temporary road side car wash for some girls activity:
           NO BIKINI NO DICE!
          That last one may have been insensitive. Ah well.
  • Sometimes through the street lights and headlights of the car in front of me I see the silhouette of a person, I often find myself wondering.
  • Don't forget to ask me your questions 3 different ways.
         #1 at the bottom of this post

         #2 on twitter @chrisjohnbone

         #3 on twitter as #askchrisjohnbone

         All but one of those questions from last week were made up.
  • In all honesty. Drinking by myself on my porch is one of my favorite things to do on this planet. Its even better when I drink by myself on my porch with a friend or two.
         You should try it sometime. 

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