Every Speech From the DNC last night.

Hello my fellow Americans. I wanted to talk to you tonight about our future as a country, and how we need to re-elect Barack (don't call me Hussein) Obama, but before I get to that I want to tell you some meaningless back story about me. When I was 8 years old my mother/father/uncle/teacher told me, son/daughter/nephew/niece/student, you can be anything you want. You can be president, mayor, senator, the presidents wife, or a caterpillar; and today I am happy to tell you that I ACCOMPLISED ONE OR MORE OF THOSE GOALS!

This is the difference between BHO and Mitt Romney. Barack wants you to succeed, Mitt just wants you to give his rich friends more things to put in their pool house. Well what about your pool house? I want you to have a pool house. The only way we can get that is if the middle class is strong, and the only way the middle class is can be strong is if president Obama is able to do the things that he's done for the last 4 years. We all see how well that worked out. When he signed the “Lilly Ledbetter” act into law, something he totally cared about before it was poll tested, women got equal pay. As long as you don't pay attention to statistics and facts that bill is totally something that made a difference in 3 peoples lives.

When the president Obama signed in to law the “affordable care act”, something were totally happy with and don't think what so ever it didn't go far enough because were all about 2 steps away from Stalin these days. We learned shortly after that kids can now stay on their parents insurance until their 26, forgoing that whole “adult hood” thing that so many of us had to go though.

And may I say, before I get off the stage, that as a minority I love the democratic party, because only here can anyone get married to who ever they want, even if it is a purple horse named sparky who lives in some non descriptive town in some state who I'm only bringing this up to show that I care about the little people. And boy do I care about the little people, because, as a democrat, I will pander the crap out of you.

Allah bless you, and Allah bless AMERICA!