I am Sam Joe
I am sad today. I think boss is mad at me. I drawed him a picture of me and him holding hands in flower field and one of sad Romney crying cause he lost, but they are not on the ice box.
I did not mean to kill the South African embasador. I just want to help. The guard dogs keep going away forever. They are almost all gone now. Boss says no one knows why. So I want to make a better guard dog. Aligators scare me, but they are too big.
I saw a pygmie hippo at the zoo. I thought pygmie aligators would make good, scary guard dog. And I do not think boss likes to eat aligators, so that is good.
So I wanted to make a pygmie aligator. Turns out if you try and mate a pygmie and an aligator you do not get a pygmie aligator. You just get a mad aligator and a dead pygmie. How was I supposed to know the pygmie was South African embasador? He could not even talk right. He just clicked at me with his tongue. It was funny.
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