Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: The Best Way to Honor the Troops

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The best way to honor the troops...

#5 tantastaafl: ...let them all vote.

#4 Lactose the Intolerant: ...ship Obama and all his hippy, hirsute, vegan, Che-loving, watermelon, anti-war Code Pink supporters to Cuba so they can live their dream and the troops are freed from their whining.

#3 Rock Throwing Peasant: ...punch a hippe.

#2 FormerHostage: to try resuscitating a corpse man.

And the best punchline goes to Alucard:

The best way to honor the troops...shoot Jane Fonda out of a cannon.

Congratulations Alucard!

These were just the funny ones. There were about two dozen great (serious) comments as well. Good job to all!

Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:

While rummaging for his pants on Obama's tour bus, Joe Biden found...


  1. ...Michelle Obama wearing them - and stretching them out badly.

  2. . . . Obama's college transcripts

    . . . Eric Holder's personal notes on Fast & Furious

    . . . he was already wearing them

  3. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 12, 2012 at 11:10 PM

    Jimmy Hoffa.

  4. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 13, 2012 at 1:21 AM

    a startled Michelle and Bloomberg sharing Ding Dongs and Big Gulps.

  5. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 13, 2012 at 1:22 AM

    a secret portal to the kennel of the damned.

    1. I might have a job for you Lactose...if you are interested, email me.

  6. ...Obama's special choom brownies. altar to Karl Marx.

    ...what really happened to Clinton's dog, Buddy.

  7. a secret decoder ring from imadinnerjacket

  8. A leprechaun, a unicorn, and a pink elephant.