Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The best way to honor the troops...
#5 tantastaafl: ...let them all vote.
#4 Lactose the Intolerant: ...ship Obama and all his hippy, hirsute, vegan, Che-loving, watermelon,
anti-war Code Pink supporters to Cuba so they can live their dream and
the troops are freed from their whining.
#3 Rock Throwing Peasant: ...punch a hippe.
#2 FormerHostage: ...is to try resuscitating a corpse man.
And the best punchline goes to Alucard:
The best way to honor the troops...shoot Jane Fonda out of a cannon.
Congratulations Alucard!
These were just the funny ones. There were about two dozen great (serious) comments as well. Good job to all!
Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:
While rummaging for his pants on Obama's tour bus, Joe Biden found...
...Michelle Obama wearing them - and stretching them out badly.
ReplyDelete. . . Obama's college transcripts
ReplyDelete. . . Eric Holder's personal notes on Fast & Furious
. . . he was already wearing them
Jimmy Hoffa.
ReplyDeletea startled Michelle and Bloomberg sharing Ding Dongs and Big Gulps.
ReplyDeletea secret portal to the kennel of the damned.
ReplyDeleteI might have a job for you Lactose...if you are interested, email me.
Delete...Obama's special choom brownies.
ReplyDelete...an altar to Karl Marx.
...what really happened to Clinton's dog, Buddy.
a secret decoder ring from imadinnerjacket
ReplyDeleteA leprechaun, a unicorn, and a pink elephant.
ReplyDelete