Thursday, September 6, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: In the Dumpster Behind the White House

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

In the dumpster behind the White House...

#5 CTCompromise: ...are dog bones…no, not Milk Bones….DOG bones.

#4 Manolo: the economy.

#3 shane: where Valerie Jarrett makes Biden sit whenever he “has an idea”.

#2 Lactose the Intolerant: ...Biden’s marbles and dignity, both believed lost since the early 70s.

And the best punchline goes to Son of Bob:

In the dumpster behind the White House was a perfectly good, discarded Constitution.

Congratulations Son of Bob!

Now here's a line for you guys to play around with:

To strengthen their platform, the DNC just added...


  1. ...references to Gaia, Allah, Shiva, Buddha, Thor, Zeus, Cthulu, and Crom just to show how inclusive they are.

    1. ...all the people from under Obama's bus as extra bracing.

  2. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 6, 2012 at 10:05 PM

    $4 trillion more in debt.

  3. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 6, 2012 at 10:13 PM

    Milk Bone dog biscuits, fortified for strong bones and teeth and a shiny coat.

  4. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 6, 2012 at 10:27 PM

    anabolic steroids. Forever after, this convention had an asterisk.

  5. ...the dreams of all God-fearing Americans. Tread softly, Mr. President, for you tread on our dreams.

  6. The bones of aborted babies.

  7. Lactose the IntolerantSeptember 6, 2012 at 11:20 PM

    government mandated calesthenics lead by Michelle and Bloomberg.

  8. a big sign at the entrance stating: No Math Beyond This Point

  9. ... Read it and weep.
    ... Abandon all Hope and Change, Ye Who Enter Here.