Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Had a Security Camera Installed

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama had a security camera installed...

#5 Mrs. C: ...on his teleprompter, so he can watch himself give speeches. 

#4 Yosoff: ...He thought Michael Moore was stealing all of his Ho Hos, but it turned out to be Michelle. 

#3 Manolo: ...to keep tabs on Harry Reid when he’s babysitting the kids.

#2 Lactose the Intolerant: ...in his bedroom so Chris Matthews can watch him while he sleeps.

And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:

Obama had a security camera installed in front of the bus, so he can see the looks on the faces of the people as he throws them under it. 

Congratulations Bob!

Now here's a line for you guys to spin: 

With the aid of scientists, Joe Biden... 

15 comments:

  1. ... got his propeller beanie to run on solar power.

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  2. ...can almost complete a sentence without making a gaffe.

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  3. is now only classified as learning disabled.

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  4. . . . can now count to twenty one in the shower

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  5. can now properly chew gum, but only if he's not walking.

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  6. has been conditioned to stop eating from the litter box.

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  7. can now get his shoes on the right feet. When he gets it right, the shoes administer endorphins. Wrong, hydrochloric acid. Yeah science.

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  8. is now qualified to be a side-show geek

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  9. had a cloned guppie brain installed and doubled his IQ.

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  10. debunked the Two-Brain-Cell-Minimum theory.

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  11. . . . figured out how to remove his foot from his mouth.

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  12. can walk and talk like a real boy!

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  13. ...can tell the difference between poop and a scientist 51% of the time.

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  14. can now count the letters in a word, up to four.

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