Friday, September 14, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: An Unexpected Polling Result

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

An unexpected polling result...

#5 D***Cat: ...96% of Americans either “thoroughly annoyed” or “somewhat annoyed” with polls.

#4 Critter: ...showed Obamacare is slightly less popular than single ply toilet paper.

#3 FormerHostage: ...on whom people trust places the MSM near the bottom just below “some guy in an alley” but above Barack Obama.

#2 hadsil: ...actually got responses from 57 states.

And the best punchline goes to CTCompromise:

An unexpected polling result: 150% of Chicago’s population plan on voting this November.

Congratulations CTCompromise!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

The Department of Homeland Security has now declared...


  1. ...YouTube to be a terrorist organization.

  2. ...twinkies to be lethal weapons.

  3. wednesdays as "no fly days"

  4. that all wear a yellow star.

  5. that all Tea Party people wear a yellow star

  6. ...everybody has to wear a Protected By Homeland Security sticker on their forehead.

  7. ... that Napalitano will only be grass-fed from here on out.