Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
An unexpected polling result...
#5 D***Cat: ...96% of Americans either “thoroughly annoyed” or “somewhat annoyed” with polls.
#4 Critter: ...showed Obamacare is slightly less popular than single ply toilet paper.
#3 FormerHostage: ...on whom people trust places the MSM near the bottom just below “some guy in an alley” but above Barack Obama.
#2 hadsil: ...actually got responses from 57 states.
And the best punchline goes to CTCompromise:
An unexpected polling result: 150% of Chicago’s population plan on voting this November.
Congratulations CTCompromise!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
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