Thursday, September 20, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: When Asked About Rising Gas Prices, Obama

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

When asked about rising gas prices, Obama...

#5 Bunkerhillbilly: ...tossed the question to Biden, who, having stopped pushing the crayon up his nose, said “so what’s Helium selling for these days, anyway?”

#4 Karen: ...said that he wasn’t sure what ‘pain at the pump’ is, but assumes that you can get pills for that under Obamacare.

#3 Conservatarian: ...replied: “pull my finger and I’ll show you some wind power.”

#2 Lactose the Intolerant: ...merely shrugged apathetically, picked the fur from his teeth and continued rotating the terrier on the spit over the flames from his Chevy Volt.

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

When asked about rising gas prices, Obama said, “hey, I have no dog in this fight; I ate it.”

Congratulations blarg!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

President Obama visited...


  1. . . . a V.A. hospital. No, wait, that's just the receptionist's chair. She's on a coffee break.

    . . . the dog pound,wearing a bib.

    . . . at least one golf course in all 57 states.

    . . . his intelligence meeting.

    . . . the White House, and like many visitors stayed too long.

  2. ...Israel...and Spock has a beard.

  3. ...the tomb of the unknown jihadi.

    ...a hot dog factory -and left disappointed.

  4. the massachusetts state home for the bewildered, and decide to stay.

    (apologies to tom lehrer)

  5. A kennel, there were no survivors.