Monday, October 15, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Said to Biden

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

After the debate, Obama said to Biden...

#5 AwesometificAmerican: ..."Now do you understand why we only agreed to one debate between you and Ryan?"

#4 rodney dill: ..."That’ll do pig."

#3 SineWaveII: ...“That was great. My debate performance looked smooth and professional compared to yours. Thanks Joe!”

#2 D***Cat: ...”What kinda choom you been smokin’? Can I have some?”

And the best punchline goes to hadsil:

After the debate, Obama said to Biden "You stole my condescension. To the dog house with you! Yes, I licked it clean.". 

Congratulations hadsil!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was  Bob in Feenicks:

The real reason Biden was laughing during the debate: the oxygen tank he brought to adjust to Kentucky's altitude turned out to be nitrous oxide.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a straight line for you guys to play with:

After the EU was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize...


  1. ...the Archduke of Austria was shot during the bitter dispute over how to spend the prize money, resulting in WWI.v.2.0

  2. . . . Obama tsked the Prize Committee's lowered standards.

    . . . Africa cried "racist!"

    . . . Muslims rioted.

    . . . Malala Yousufzai was unavailable for comment.

  3. the peace prize committee disbanded.

  4. ... Obama informed the committee that the EU didn't really win that.

    ... members were sorely disappointed to learn they couldn't pawn it for debt reduction

    ... Germany just couldn't take all the lovey-dovey stuff and invaded a neighbor.

  5. ...Greece blew all of the award money on hummus and ouzo. OPA!

  6. ... Steven Segal was awarded the Oscar for Best Actor.

  7. ... Steven Segal was awarded the Oscar for Best Actor.

  8. ...all the countries were able to take their bells out of hiding, except for France who were too occupied with finding someone to surrender their prize to.