Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama's Weird Plan

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The weirdest item in Obama's 20-page second term plan...

#5 Rodney Dill: gain access to Iran’s nuclear sites… first build a giant wood badger….

#4 FormerHostage: ...was a “Find the hidden clues” page.

#3 Jimmy: ...was that 19 pages had “This page intentionally left blank” printed on them.

#2 Dohtimes: ...was his belief that redistribution of a man’s stash was the one thing that could not be found in the Commerce Clause.

And the best punchline goes to archangel:

The weirdest item in Obama's 20-page second term plan is the opening:

We hold these opinions to be self-perpetuating, that all men are created equal, but some are more equal than others, that women belong in binders, that they are endowed by their Imagination with certain subjective opportunities, that among these are Eating, Drinking and the pursuit of Mediocrity.–That to frustrate them in pursuit of said opportunities, Governments are instituted among Men (and allowed to continue by Women), inventing their unjust powers by the willful apathy of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to try to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, upon which time we will smite them. Lack of Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes like disregarding the Constitution; But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, we will know we have accomplished that Grand Goal we have laid before ourselves–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Politicians; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government, and remake it in their image. The history of the present Supreme Ruler is a history of repeated sympathetic speeches and needed usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. 

Congratulations Archangel!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was CarolyntheMommy:

After proposing a new department of business, Obama reminded everyone that government actually did build that one.

Congratulations Carolyn!


Now here's a line for you guys to ponder:

For Halloween, Joe Biden...


  1. ...will be hunting for Easter eggs.

  2. ...wore his candy and ate his costume

    ...went as Cicero. IRONY!

  3. ...handed out a full load of malarky.

    ...handed out Candy... Crowley.

  4. So I just read Bob in Feenicks's response to my husband (the Democrat) who almost spit his food out laughing. Don't think I can top that.

  5. ... will be redistributing the candy between himself and Candy Crowley

  6. thx rd. amazing how serendipitously the exact opposite of what our framers intended applies so perfectly to the Annointed One.

  7. ...will put the seeds back in his head and go out as a pumpkin.

    ...once again fell for Harry Reid's bowl of candy in his lap trick.