Monday, October 29, 2012

October Surprise Election Countdown: 8

For the 7th Surprise of October Obama Gave to Me:
Journalists have discovered that as a child in Kenya, Obama was employed by local thugs to capture young infidels for use in drunken, toddler knife fights. Funds raised from the betting were funnelled to both C.A.R.E. and a ring of Hawaiian document forgers.

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