Nuking the Punchline: Twilight Surprise

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The biggest surprise of the final Twilight film...


#5 Eric Praline: ...Abraham Lincoln slaying all the vampires with an axe.

#4 CTCompromise: ...was that it got less press than the personal lives of the idiot actors in it.

#3 Son of Bob: ...that people are still going to watch Twilight films.

#2 Rodney Dill: ...♬ They did the mash… They did the Monster Mash… ♬

And the best punchline goes to Marc:

The biggest surprise of the final Twilight Film was the Spanish Inquisition! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Congratulations Marc!

[Rodney was winning...again...until Marc evoked Monty. And also, I don't know anything about Twilight.]

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Dohtimes:

There's a new racist codeword: the first word out of a conservative's mouth.

Congratulations Dohtimes!

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Now here's a line for you chaps to have a row over:

The Secret Service's name for Obama's head bucket...