Saturday, December 22, 2012

Fartin' Around

Check out this article at The Smoking Gun.

A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence...After stating that, “It is my belief that you can control this condition,” the author of the reprimand letter then noted, “The following dates show the time of your flatulence.”...The man was also accused of launching a trio of attacks on September 11...

Only in government could a situation like this be handled so officially and with a straight face.

I mean...they documented his farts.

3 comments:

  1. They expect him to be like most gov't employees that just don't give a toot.

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  2. "The man was also accused of launching a trio of attacks on September 11"

    ...He was simply protesting after he saw an offensive commercial for Bush's Baked Beans.

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