Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Mayans Were Right

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year...

#5 jw: ...is Obama’s re-election.

#4 g: ... the twinkie famine.

#3 CTCompromise: ...Just as states start legalizing marijuana, Hostess goes out of business.

#2 Rodney Dill: ...Mindless liberal oZombies wandering around chanting – ‘Obam-ho-tep Obam-ho-tep Obam-ho-tep….’

And the best punchline goes to Eric Praline:

The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year is the giant robot maid with a vacuum cleaner slowly approaching our atmosphere. 

[Space Balls trumps The Mummy]

Congratulations, Eric Praline!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill

The craziest new rule issued under ObamaCare: Pastafarians will be required to worship a gluten free deity.

Congratulations Rodney!


Now here is a line for you guys to meddle with:

After championing gun control during a football game, Bob Costas...


  1. was mugged at knifepoint in a gun-free zone.

    Fortunately, a witness was able to call 911, and Bob was able to give police a full description of his assailant when they arrived 20 minutes later.

  2. had his bodyguard drive him home.

  3. beat himself to death with a bratwurst spatula at Lambeau Field.

  4. ...championed knife control after watching an O.J. Simpson movie.

  5. Came to an untimely demise when and NRA -- "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE." billboard fell on his car on the freeway.

  6. was whacked on the back of the head with an oar by Jimmy Carter.

  7. ...admitted all his political beliefs were plagiarized from an answer by the Miss Wisconsin 1967 2nd runner-up, then expressed a desire for world peace and fondness for wearing high heels with his one piece bathing suit.

  8. Had the armed security officers bring him to his bullet proof vehicle, for the ride to his gated community- which is patrolled by armed guards.