Thursday, December 13, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Reindeer Games

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer's names are...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...On Willy, On Teddy, On Harry, and Pelosi. On Boehner, On Biden, On Holder, and Fluke-y. From the congressional house, to the cold senate floor, Now clash away, hash away, with new taxes for all.

#4 Dohtimes: ...Breakfast and Lunch and Dinner and Brunch, Supper and Snack and Rehydrated Emergency Pack and… wait a minute those aren’t reindeer, they’re dogs fleeing for there lives.

#3 Crabby Old Bat: ...On Hope-Dasher! now, Issue-Dancer! now, Smug-Prancer and Vote-Fixen!
On, Comical! on, Cupidity! on, Dunderhead and (takes long toke) Bliss-en!

#2 Terry Jim: ...ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC ,CNN ,HLN, NYT,WAPO,and Chrissy, the Red-Nosed-tingler.

And the best punchline goes to Richard B:

If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer's names are Taxin, Spendin, Lyin, Vacationin, Golfin, Dividin, Racecardin, Hatin, and Muslim. 

Congratulations, Richard B!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill

What the North Korean rocket launched yesterday was really carrying: Kimchee... that will give you the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs.

Congratulations Rodney!


Now here's a line for you guys to try out:

Obama's favorite Christmas song...


  1. is his traditional annual duet performance with Joe Biden of "We're a Couple of Misfits"


  2. Tax them all with bills pork laden
    fa la la la la... la la la la....

    Eat the Rich, befriend the heathens
    fa la la la la... la la la la....

    Get them to approve gay marriage
    fa la la... la la la.... la la la

    Tell them there's no moslem peril
    fa la la la la... la la la la....

  3. i came upon a midnight clear

  4. I'm dreaming, of a red Christmas
    Just like the ones Karl used to know
    Where the tree is missin',
    yet there's no missin'
    The ornament of dear ol' Chairman Mao

  5. ...Boehner got run over by a reindeer.

    ...I saw Geithner taxing Santa Claus.

    ...Jingle Bells, the barking dogs version. It brings back memories of Christmas dinners in Indonesia.


  6. "Bo dog roasting on an open fire,
    Biden nibbling on his bones..."

  7. Jingle Bells, Biden smells
    Did BO no good to beg
    On the first day of Christmas
    My true love gave me one of his tasty legs to eat
    Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom