Nuke the Punchline: Obama Reindeer Games

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer's names are...


#5 Rodney Dill: ...On Willy, On Teddy, On Harry, and Pelosi. On Boehner, On Biden, On Holder, and Fluke-y. From the congressional house, to the cold senate floor, Now clash away, hash away, with new taxes for all.

#4 Dohtimes: ...Breakfast and Lunch and Dinner and Brunch, Supper and Snack and Rehydrated Emergency Pack and… wait a minute those aren’t reindeer, they’re dogs fleeing for there lives.

#3 Crabby Old Bat: ...On Hope-Dasher! now, Issue-Dancer! now, Smug-Prancer and Vote-Fixen!
On, Comical! on, Cupidity! on, Dunderhead and (takes long toke) Bliss-en!

#2 Terry Jim: ...ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC ,CNN ,HLN, NYT,WAPO,and Chrissy, the Red-Nosed-tingler.

And the best punchline goes to Richard B:

If Obama is Santa Claus, his reindeer's names are Taxin, Spendin, Lyin, Vacationin, Golfin, Dividin, Racecardin, Hatin, and Muslim. 

Congratulations, Richard B!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill: 

What the North Korean rocket launched yesterday was really carrying: Kimchee... that will give you the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs.

Congratulations Rodney!

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Now here's a line for you guys to try out:

Obama's favorite Christmas song...