Thursday, January 17, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Flu

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Have you heard about the new Obama flu that's going around...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...The second bout of it you get lasts the same as the first bout…. 4 years.

#4 Apostic: ...It sounds like you’re saying his name when you ralph into the toilet.

#3 Son of Bob: ...It was brought in from another country, no one knows anything about it, and even though it was only supposed to affect the middle class it’s killing everyone.

#2 Manolo: ...The CDC advises to treat it with plenty of rest and chicken poodle soup.

And the best punchline goes to PeteSF:

Have you heard about the new Obama flu? It’s really hard on your constitution. 

Congratulations PeteSF!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:  

For the inauguration, Joe Biden will be rehearsing his oath of office: "There once was a man from Nantucket..."

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

If Subway foot-long subs are only eleven inches, where did the other inch go?


  1. Well, a baker's dozen is 13. A Barack's dozen is 11.

  2. You guys are lame...

    #1: The inch goes to taxes, to feed Michelle.

    #2: The inch is a sacrifice to Michael Moore, to keep him from eating all of Subway.

    #3: The 12th inch was banned by Mayor Bloomberg.

    #4: The 12th inch wasn't Halal, so it was banned by executive order.

    #5: The foot long was considered an assault sandwich unless it was less than 12 inches long.

    And that's the easy ones. Come on people...

  3. ...considering what Obama has done to the value of $5, you're lucky the foot-long isn't 3 inches.

  4. ...To Michelle's butt.

    (close to Keln's #1, but nothing should beat Keln's #3 entry anyway.)

  5. You "guys" huh? If I'm reading correctly, mine was the only try before the "lame" comment. Thanks a LOT. Geez.

    1. No, the lamers are the ones that didn't try. You tried, ergo, not a lamer.

      But then they tried too, so they aren't lamers anymore.

      NP is now lamer-free. Same great taste though.

  6. Putin insisted to H Clinton we also reduce or sub fleet by 1/12.

    Racist sandwich makers union thinks length doesn't matter.