Saturday, February 9, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Oval Offices

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

President Obama is having a second Oval Office built because...

#5 Jimmy: ...the original Oval Office is a gun-free zone and the new one will allow him to shoot skeet all the time.

#4 D***Cat: ...the old one is racist.

#3 Oppo: ...he decoded a message that said not to forget his Oval-team.

#2 Dohtimes: befits Obama, the new office will have angels rolling away the stone as Mary Magdalene ushers you into office, which will be empty because he will be out playing golf.

And the best punchline goes to FormerHostage:

President Obama is having a second Oval Office built because...his ego barely fits in one.

Congratulations FormerHostage!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:  

Now that Iran has a drone...Ahmadinejad has followed Obama's lead and also declared drone strikes on Americans legal.

Congratulations Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to fool around with:

When asked about drone strikes at his CIA director confirmation hearing, John Brennan...


  1. ...declared his questioners enemy combatants.

  2. ... discretely attached a GPS homing beacon to the questioner's car during the lunch break.

  3. ...insisted that he was against them, but he said they could be justified if the drones' bosses didn't give in to demands from their union.

  4. ...responded,"Do you feel lucky, punk?"

  5. shrugged that droning on was congress' job

  6. ...said he preferred Lucky Strikes.

  7. Ducked...the question.

  8. Replied " Yes, Americans are dead. What does it matter how they died?"

  9. ...he said "Give me 10 more minutes to get out of blast range and fire away."