Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Sacre Biden!

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

While visiting France, Joe Biden...

#5 FredKey: ...kept asking how they’d moved Notre Dame Cathedral there from South Bend.

#4 D***Cat: ...was shown the Effiel Tower and asked “When will it be completed?”

#3 Rodney Dill: ...at the Notre Dame Cathedral kept asking to see ‘Touchdown Jesus.’

#2 Bunkerhillbilly: ...wanted to see The Joe DiMaggio Line.

And the best punchline goes to Grand Larsen E.:

While visiting France, Joe Biden asked, “So where’s that place where the ladies wear no pants?”

Congratulations Grand Larsen E.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:   

 When asked about drone strikes at his CIA director confirmation hearing, John Brennan...said he preferred Lucky Strikes.

Congratulations Rodney.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

When Joe Biden heard about the Pope...


  1. ... he started speaking with a fake Italian accent in his honor.

  2. ...he volunteered his services... black smoke was immediately seen coming from the Vatican.

  3. he said, "Pie Jesu domine, dona eis requiem" (THWACK)

  4. ...he secretly hoped Obama would follow the same example and retire early.

  5. ...he thought people were expecting him to step down... then his aides told him "No, the POPE is retiring, not the Dope!"

  6. he asked what team the pope had re-signed with

  7. He called on Robert Langdon to figure things out.

  8. ...he joked that you couldn't go into a Vatican unless you had a German accent and predicted the next one would be almost as clean and articulate as Obama.

  9. ...he asked, "Isn't he the guy who poops in the woods?"