Sunday, March 3, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Collie Tar Tar

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

If you buy a $500,000 meeting with Obama, it includes...

#5 Apostic: ...dinner with the First Lady. And for an addtional $500,000, dinner without the First Lady.

#4 D***Cat: ...a lunch of roasted wild skeets.

#3 Dirk the Impaler: ...lunch consisting of the most tender cuts of doberman. For $1,000,000, you get collie tar tar.

#2 Rodney Dill: ...a night of Dancing With The Czars.

And the best punchline goes to blarg:

If you buy a $500,000 meeting with Obama, it includes a complimentary tour of the underside of Obama’s bus. 

Congratulations blarg.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:

Joe Biden changed his mind about shotguns...he'll just shoot off his mouth instead.

Congratulations Rodney.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

After seeing how Michigan was able to take over Detroit, Obama...


  1. ...decided he could take over the bathroom from his Wife and two daughters.... Epic Fail.

  2. ...took over the nearest golf course.

  3. ...decided he better find a better spot for his stash lest Michelle find it.

  4. ...he sent Michelle-zilla to Tokyo.