Friday, March 22, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Spokesman

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

President Obama just got an endorsement deal. He'll be the official spokesman for...

#5 can of spam: ...Hell, capitalizing on his role in “The Bible”.

#4 gsmtiger: ...The Association of Bus Drivers, he throws so many people under the bus it’s about time.

#3 Sarah Rolph: ...The letter *I* on Sesame Street.

#2 CTCompromise: ...Titlelist: “I spent half of my years as president with a Titleist golf club in my grip on some of the finest courses .”

And the best line goes to 4of7:

President Obama just got an endorsement deal. He'll be the official spokesman for Windex. “Let me be clear!”

Congratulations 4of7.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:

The prayer note Obama stuck in the Wailing Wall in Israel said..."Juicy Fruit" -he was just getting rid of his chewing gum wrapper.

Congratulations Bob.


Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

The real reason DHS will be scanning your emails... 


  1. ...that Nigerian Prince never got back to them about the money. Obviously that email went to the wrong person, somehow, and DHS is going to keep looking until they find it.

  2. Debbie Homelandsecurity Schultz needs to intercept some photos she sent to Anthony Weiner. Well not those but the ones sent to reply all.

  3. is that she KNOWS her husband Steve if fooling around on her, and once she finds out who that harlot is.....

  4. Janet Napolitano wants to learn more about p3n!s enlargement without being so obvious about it.

  5. You told your mom that you bombed your test, and that your teacher blew up. Suddenly, watchlist.