Friday, March 1, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Replacing Raul with a Random Hippie Wearing a Che T Shirt

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be...


#5 Writer: ...Obama, following his retirement from the U. S. Presidency. It should be a piece of cake with everyone already indoctrinated and disarmed.

#4 Nate: ...Pope Benedict XVI.

#3 Mrs. Campbell: ...An Obama Appointment.

#2 CTCompromise: ...The Most Interesting Man In The World: ” I don’t usually rule a country, but when I do..It’s Cuba”.

And the best punchline goes to Apostic:

Raul Castro announced he will retire. Replacing him will be a woman suffering from Castro-enteritis. (Oh, wait — is that a “sick” joke?).

[That joke was so lame, I just had to pick it]

Congratulations Apositc!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:

Michelle Obama's new TV show... Dancing With the Czars.

Congratulations Rodney!

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Joe Biden changed his mind about shotguns. Instead...

6 comments:

  1. Re "That joke was so lame, I just had to pick it" Thanx. I groaned out loud when I wrote it.

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  2. ...he'll just eat refried beans and say 'Pull my finger' if attacked.

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  3. ...he'll just shoot off his mouth instead.

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  4. ...he remarried an ugly poor homeless woman who had nothing to steal or a balcony to shoot from.

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  5. ...he suggests shooting rubber bands. Aim for the eye.

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  6. He declared his porch a "Safe Zone"

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