Nuke the Punchline: Rollin Like an OG

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The reason it cost Joe Biden $321,665 for limousine rides...


#5 John: ...They buy new cars every time he shoots through the door.

#4 Mrs. Campbell: ...The salesman told him renting was a sucker bet, and in the long run you would *save* money if you bought the vehicle outright. So he did, for every trip. Think of how much money he saved!

#3 blarg: ...not sure, but there’s a rather high “Secret Service entertainment” charge on this bill...

#2 SteveK: ...is because he calculated the 20% tip in his head.

And the best line goes to tomg51:

The reason it cost Joe Biden $321,665 for limousine rides was he asked to see all the places where France had surrendered.

Congratulations tomg51.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Les: 

Joe Biden has already come up with his 2016 campaign slogan..."Dope and Chains".

Congratulations Les.

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Now here's a line for you guys to ponder:

After declaring Top Alert and cutting the phone lines, North Korea's next move...