Thursday, March 28, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Rollin Like an OG

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The reason it cost Joe Biden $321,665 for limousine rides...

#5 John: ...They buy new cars every time he shoots through the door.

#4 Mrs. Campbell: ...The salesman told him renting was a sucker bet, and in the long run you would *save* money if you bought the vehicle outright. So he did, for every trip. Think of how much money he saved!

#3 blarg: ...not sure, but there’s a rather high “Secret Service entertainment” charge on this bill...

#2 SteveK: because he calculated the 20% tip in his head.

And the best line goes to tomg51:

The reason it cost Joe Biden $321,665 for limousine rides was he asked to see all the places where France had surrendered.

Congratulations tomg51.


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Les

Joe Biden has already come up with his 2016 campaign slogan..."Dope and Chains".

Congratulations Les.


Now here's a line for you guys to ponder:

After declaring Top Alert and cutting the phone lines, North Korea's next move...


  1. Revenge on that worthress Arec Bardwin!

  2. ...developing the technology to open that can of SPAM we left behind, they have a country to feed you know.

  3. is to remember that If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team

  4. Hope obama isn't offended enough to actually do something.

  5. to stop making all those great North Korean movies we're all so fond of.

  6. ...Dancing Gangnam style across the DMZ

  7. ...attack France and count on them to surrender.

  8. to force Alan Alda and Mike Farrell out of retirement. -And is Jamie Farr still available?

  9. to start making threatening phone calls to Seoul... Er, I think somebody got the order mixed up. Dear Leader is going to be sooo pissed...