Friday, April 19, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Goo Goo Goggles G G G

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The most interesting feature incorporated into google glasses...? 

(Btw, I had a terrible time narrowing this one down.  So many great responses!)

#5 Bob in Feenicks: you get to experience the world in 3D. -Just like the movies.

#4 Oppo: is that they include thousands of cookies every day.  (which is quite the feature :)

#3 rodney dill: they make everyone look like XKCD stick figures.

#2 Dohtimes : your mugger will not have to stupidly post his crime on Facebook himself.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Kandll (who had SEVERAL good ones...I chose a family friendly one so as not to get lynched by Keln. Go back and read his GPS one. Hilarious.):

The most interesting feature incorporated into google all google products, they will constantly bug you to sync everything with social media, even though not having to talk to people is the reason I use the internet in the first place. 

Cookies to Kandll!


My favorite Nuking Politics post of the day was When Logic Just Aint Good Enough by Keln. You should read it and tell me what you think.

Cookies to Keln!


The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from : Bob in Feenicks.

When asked about Benghazi, Kerry said,  "We got a lot more important things to move on to" who want to marry men, and who's going to pay for women's birth control.

Cookies to Bob!


Now here's a line for you guys to try:

When he heard an Elvis impersonator was trying to kill his boss, Joe Biden...


  1. ...began regularly sneaking up behind Obama and humming "Heartbreak Hotel" just to watch him curl up in the fetal position & weep.

    Wicked sense of humor, that Joe has.

  2. ...was all shook up.

  3. ...suggested the chef serve Obama a hound dog. -And he loves them tender.

  4. ...should have alerted the Secret Service that he was headed to that balcony with his shotgun.

  5. ...reminded people that "Elvis isn't dead, he just went home"

  6. ...said he hoped it was fat Elvis, because Barack could probably get away from him

  7. said, "Just don't step on my blue suede shoes."